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| Remember years ago when they were making Braveheart? Everyone was saying, "Oh, its ridiculous; Mel Gibson playing a Scottish guy? That's not going to be very convincing!" But take a look at him now: an alcoholic Racist! |    |
Joke by JmtRyan, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged mel gibson , alcoholic , frankie boyle - Current Score: 254 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago
| Manchester United have cancelled their open-top tour bus. A spokesman said that, after paying so much getting to Moscow, you can't expect fans to travel all the way to Manchester too. | |
Joke by jmtRyan, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged united , moscow , bus , football - Current Score: 159 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago
| Men do not suffer from Premature Ejaculation. In fact, we quite enjoy it. | |
Joke by JmtRyan, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged jmt - Current Score: 128 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago
| The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI. | |
Joke by jmtryan, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged fbi , women , men , internet - Current Score: 114 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
| The depressing thing about tennis is that, no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. | |
Joke by jmtryan, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged tennis , wall , mitch hedberg - Current Score: 113 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
| One in five people in the world is Chinese. There are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho Chan Chu. But I think it's Colin. | |
Joke by JmtRyan, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged china , chinese , population , tommy copper - Current Score: 110 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago
| The English are worried about the Euro being brought in because of loss of national identity and rising prices. In Scotland, people are just worried in case they have to close Poundstretcher. | |
Joke by jmtryan, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged frankie boyle , scottish , euro , pound - Current Score: 42 - Added: 2 months, 16 days ago
| Joey Barton [narrating]: "The first day's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in, hand you your uniform and force you to pose for the photographer while loads of fat, tattooed, skinheads shout abuse at you. That's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. That's when it hits home. That's when you realise you've signed for Newcastle." | |
Joke by jmtryan, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged newcastle , football , prision - Current Score: 39 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
| If you believe in creation as proposed in the Bible, then Adam and Eve's children would actually have had to have sex with one another for the Earth to have become populated. This is surely proof that Alabama was at one time the Garden of Eden. | |
Joke by jmtRyan, in Religion and racism > Adam And Eve - Tagged creation , eden , alabama - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago
| My gran used to have terrible arthritis leaving her completely crippled. She used to drink 1 litre of olive oil a day to try and combat it. Did it work? No, but you should have seen how quick the cremation went. | |
Joke by jmtRyan, in Illness and mortality > Arthritis - Tagged illness - Current Score: 24 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago
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