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I'm so glad that the Spice Girls finished their tour early.

The only time I want to see Geri Haliwell in the Union Jack is if she dies in battle.
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Joke by joeLS14, in Celebrity and news events > Spice Girls - Tagged gerri , union , flag , battle  - Current Score: 56 - Added: 7 months, 15 days ago

"The only reality show I want to see is Find Osama. Twelve minor celebrities are sent to Afghanistan to track down Bin Laden. We'll either find Osama or lose some minor celebrities. either way we're up"

[Andy Parsons]
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Joke by joeLS14, in Celebrity and news events > Osama Bin Laden - Tagged osama bin laden , minor , celebrities  - Current Score: 52 - Added: 7 months, 15 days ago

Advice for when a child under four is having a tantrum is "throw some water on them". Bollocks. I tried it and my kid screamed even more. His mum said I shouldn't have used the kettle.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by JoeLS14, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged kettle , kid , twat , nonce  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 months, 10 days ago

I always was on under the illusion that the word "Para" meant fast or effective.
For example,
Parachute
Paratrooper
Paracetamol
I was just watching the swimming on the TV and I can't say the same for the fucking vegetables on the Paralympics.
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Joke by JoeLS14, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged paralympic , swimming , para  - Current Score: 0 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago

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