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| Carlsberg don't do family slaughter... But Fosters do. |    |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Celebrity and news events > Deaths - Tagged fosters , carlsberg , family - Current Score: 394 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Wait a minute, where's it gone? | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged 69 - Current Score: 250 - Added: 5 months, 4 days ago
| How did the Priest find the little boy in the forest? Very nice indeed. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged forest , priest - Current Score: 179 - Added: 6 months, 8 days ago
| How many French students does it take to change a light bulb? About two - don't ask me why, it was just a stab in the dark. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , stabbing , students , dark , light bulb - Current Score: 160 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| Am I the only one who spends too much time wondering what colour Alistair Darling's pubes are? | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Celebrity and news events > Alistair Darling - Tagged alistair darling , pubes , frankie boyle - Current Score: 130 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I surprised the wife for her birthday this morning, I pushed her down the stairs. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , surprise - Current Score: 122 - Added: 1 week ago
| After getting blown by my wife, I quoted from my favourite children's film "Babe": "That'll do, pig, that'll do." | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Sex and shit > Advice - Tagged wife , sex , pig - Current Score: 107 - Added: 1 month, 8 days ago
| I went on holiday to the Democratic Republic of Congo. I can think of at least two things wrong with the name of that country. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Celebrity and news events > Congo Crisis - Tagged congo , crisis - Current Score: 77 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Shannon Matthews real father, Bernard Matthews, has been arrested as his computer had pictures of a fowl nature. | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , matthews , fowl , child , porn , computer - Current Score: 74 - Added: 2 months, 16 days ago
| I bought the Mother-in-Law a lovely chair for her birthday. If she'd only plug it in... | |
Joke by jokeywokey, in Jokes with no home > Mother-In-Law - Tagged electric chair , mother in law , electricity - Current Score: 72 - Added: 2 days ago
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