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This political correctness has gone mad. I can't even refer to my child as 'my disabled son'. Apparently the correct term these days is 'daughter'.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by julian999, in Jokes with no home > Political Correctness - Tagged sexism , son , daughter , politcal correctness , politically correct , tonightly  - Current Score: 222 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago

How does an American change a light bulb?

Holds it under the socket and expects the world to revolve around him
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Joke by julian999, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged light bulb , american , usa  - Current Score: 200 - Added: 6 months, 12 days ago

Osama Bin Laden is fed up with hiding in caves. He's contacted a public relations agency who promised him that, in return for spending a few years in jail, all his fucked-up terrorism will be forgiven, he'll be made a world hero, given his own country to rule, which will be populated by the people he once killed, and he can steal all of their hard-earned possessions.

Well, it worked for Nelson Mandela.
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Joke by julian999, in Religion and racism > Taliban - Tagged osama , mandela , nelson , terrorist  - Current Score: 34 - Added: 5 months, 2 days ago

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