All the king horses and all the kings men could never put a smile on that face.
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Joke by justincider, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged perfect , family , death - Current Score: 3733 - Added: 1 month, 6 days ago
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged daughter , charades , party , dads , cock , wanking - Current Score: 518 - Added: 2 months, 3 days ago
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympic , canoe , canoeist , missing - Current Score: 446 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| I was horrified to read about the mother who drowned her disabled daughter in a sink. That is NOT how you make vegetable soup. | ![]() |
Joke by justincider, in Jokes with no home > Murder - Tagged horrified , drowned , sink , vegetable , soup - Current Score: 280 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
| My wife insisted I stopped wanking. "Why?" I asked. "It's perfectly natural." She hissed back; "The kids are trying to eat their dinner." | ![]() |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged masterbation , wife , kids , dinner - Current Score: 261 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
Joke by justincider, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged government , guide , parents , telltale , gang , member , money - Current Score: 255 - Added: 3 months ago
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Transvestite - Tagged balls , tranny , crossdresser , oneliner - Current Score: 229 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged tottenham hotspur , kinky , girl , humiliate , shirt - Current Score: 227 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
| According to research, someone is sexually assaulted every 10 seconds in this country. They must be incredibly good looking. | ![]() |
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Sexual Harassment - Tagged research , sexually , assaulted , good looking - Current Score: 208 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago
Joke by justincider, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged home , wife , private , camcorder , shocked , angry , dies - Current Score: 197 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
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