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| A couple drove down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither would concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the husband replied. "In-laws." |    |
Joke by kakadoobs, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , in-laws - Current Score: 132 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A farmer has three daughters. They all want to go out with their beaus on Saturday night but the farmer insists that he meets the suiters first. The first one arrives and knocks on the door and says, "Hallo, my name's Joe, I've come to take Flo to the show, can she go?" The farmer thinks he looks a likeable lad and insists Joe has her home by midnight. The next knock of the door brings, "Hi, my name is Hans, I come to take Nance to the dance any chance?" The farmer thinks he's a smart lad so lets her go insisting Hans has her home by midnight. At the next knock of the door the young man says, "Hello, my name's Tucker" The farmer says "Piss off". | |
Joke by kakadoobs, in Sex and shit > daughters - Tagged farmer , fucker , daughters - Current Score: 36 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| The wife asked me to give her twelve inches and make her bleed. So I fucked her three times and broke her nose. | |
Joke by kakadoobs, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , wife , fuck , bleed - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's the difference between a brummie and a Jumbo Jet? A Jumbo Jet stops whining when it lands in Malaga. | |
Joke by kakadoobs, in Religion and racism > Brummies - Tagged brummie - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Because you can't fit that much shit in a trainer! | |
Joke by kakadoobs, in Religion and racism > Italians - Tagged italians , italy , shit - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's red and sits in a tree? A sanitary owl. | |
Joke by kakadoobs, in Sex and shit > Period - Tagged sanitary , period , owl - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What do you call a man with 500 rabbits stuffed up his arse? Warren. | |
Joke by kakadoobs, in Jokes with no home > Not Sure - Tagged warren , name joke - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's invisible but breaks old women's bones? Osteoporosis. | |
Joke by kakadoobs, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged old , women - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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