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| Why wasn't Christ born in America? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. |    |
Joke by kdivers, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , christmas , america , jesus , christ , jesus christ , wise men , men , virgin - Current Score: 205 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin. | |
Joke by kdivers, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , nigger , batman - Current Score: 129 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympics team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border! | |
Joke by kdivers, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged mexico , olympics , border - Current Score: 77 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? Yea, he tried to jump 100 niggers with a steamroller! | |
Joke by kdivers, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged nigger , racism , kkk , knievel - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What do you call a white man surrounded by 10 black guys? Quarterback. What do you call a white man surrounded by 1000 black guys? Warden. | |
Joke by kdivers, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged quarterback , warden , jail , nigger , black - Current Score: 54 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Why are Jews noses so big? Because air is free! | |
Joke by kdivers, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jew , nose , air - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| So this baby seal walks into a club. | |
Joke by kdivers, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged seal , club , animals - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe occasionally tips! | |
Joke by kdivers, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jew , canoe - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A man walked over to a kid playing with a huge lizard and asked if he could see it. After fiddling around with it for a few moments, he asked what its name was. The kid replied with Tiny. "How on earth did you ever get a name like that for such a huge creature?" the man asked in awe. The kid replied with "Because hes my newt!" | |
Joke by kdivers, in Jokes with no home > Clean - Tagged animals , clean , newt - Current Score: -2 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's the difference between dog shit and a nigger? Dog shit eventually turns white and stops stinking! | |
Joke by kdivers, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , shit , nigger - Current Score: -3 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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