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| You think it's cold here? It's minus 21 in Bridgend..... |    |
Joke by kermithebastard, in Celebrity and news events > Bridgend - Tagged bridgend , cold , minus17 - Current Score: 105 - Added: 6 months, 17 days ago
| Shannon Matthews parents are happy that their daughter has been found safe....... But on the other hand they are sad they hadn't managed to raise the £300,000 they wanted for a nice new house, boat and holiday. | |
Joke by kermithebastard, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , found , fund - Current Score: 73 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago
| How can you tell if a Cornish girl is a virgin? She can run faster than her dad. | |
Joke by kermithebastard, in Religion and racism > Cornish - Tagged incest , cornish - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted... What do you call a blond with a whole brain? A golden retriever!!! | |
Joke by kermithebastard, in Religion and racism > Blondes - Tagged blond , brain , golden retriever - Current Score: 14 - Added: 6 months ago
| Mummy, Mummy can I play with Grandad? No you've dug him up twice this week already.... | |
Joke by kermithebastard, in Illness and mortality > Digging - Tagged mummymummy , dig - Current Score: 9 - Added: 6 months ago
| Why is Sir Paul so bad at cricket? He's always getting fucked by the stumps.... | |
Joke by kermithebastard, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged paul mccartney , cricket , stumps - Current Score: 9 - Added: 5 months, 20 days ago
| What do Patrick Swayze and Heath Ledger have in common? Nothing....... Yet.. | |
Joke by kermithebastard, in Celebrity and news events > Patrick Swayze - Tagged patrickswayze , heath ledger - Current Score: 6 - Added: 6 months ago
| Why are sheep better at oral sex than women? No front teeth and no gag reflex!! | |
Joke by kermithebastard, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged sheep - Current Score: 2 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I can understand why Hilary Clinton took so long to announce she wasn't continuing the Democratic candidates selection process, the Clintons are well known for always pulling out at the last minute...... | |
Joke by kermithebastard, in Celebrity and news events > Hillary Clinton - Tagged hilary clinton , election , pulling out - Current Score: 0 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
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