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The best of kie99's 7 jokes (View All)
| I saw that advert for the NSPCC: "My dad comes into my room and makes me do things I don't want to" Just tidy your room you lazy bitch! |    |
Joke by kie99, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged nspcc , molestation , room , tidy , lazy kids - Current Score: 180 - Added: 5 months, 2 days ago
| I hear they're making a skyscraper that changes shape in Dubai. Didn't they already do that in New York? | |
Joke by kie99, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , dynamic tower , dubai , new york , americans - Current Score: 172 - Added: 5 months, 5 days ago
| What's better than having £24m? Having two legs. | |
Joke by kie99, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mccartney , divorce , marriage - Current Score: 80 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago
| It's a funny old world. Didier Drogba was criticised for throwing a 50p piece into the Burnley crowd. If he'd thrown a 50p piece into the fans at Liverpool, they would have built a statue of him. | |
Joke by kie99, in Religion and racism > Scousers - Tagged frankie boyle , liverpool , poor people , tramps , motherwell - Current Score: 29 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Reports say that, if the British Paralympic team finish top of the medal table, they're going to get absolutely legless. | |
Joke by kie99, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged spastic , disabled , paralympics , olympics , legless - Current Score: 28 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| John Terry Vodka Made in England Bottled in Russia | |
Joke by kie99, in Celebrity and news events > John Terry - Tagged john terry , vodka , chelsea , united - Current Score: 22 - Added: 6 months, 11 days ago
| McCartney's Wealth - £775.7m Heather Mills Settlement - £24.3m Walking - Priceless | |
Joke by kie99, in Celebrity and news events > Paul McCartney - Tagged mastercard , heather , paul , mccartney - Current Score: 13 - Added: 8 months, 14 days ago
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