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| A guy returns home from the Doctor. His mate asks, "Why are you looking so miserable?" The guy replies, "The doctor says I have to take one of these tablets every day for the rest of my life." His mate adds, "That's not too bad." The guy says, "It is - he's only given me four tablets." |    |
Joke by kirbvinc, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged doctor , tablets , mate , guy - Current Score: 137 - Added: 6 months, 3 days ago
| Two gay blokes are caught up an alleyway by a cop. He grabbed one and the other ran off. He said to the one he caught, "if I catch your mate, I'm gonna shove this truncheon right up his arse!" Then a voice said, "I'm in the bin." | |
Joke by kirbvinc, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , sex , cop , truncheon - Current Score: 91 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
| A Paki was flying home to see his family. He went to the ticket office but found out he was a pound short for his ticket, so he went up to a guy and said, "excuse me please, I need one pound so I may go home to Pakistan." The guy gives him ten quid and says, "here you go, take nine of your mates with you." | |
Joke by kirbvinc, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , airport , home , ticket , mates - Current Score: 54 - Added: 6 months, 24 days ago
| It's obvious God is a man: if he had been a woman then cum would taste like chocolate. | |
Joke by kirbvinc, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged god , man , woman , spunk , cum , chocolate - Current Score: 23 - Added: 6 months, 29 days ago
| One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzy, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzy," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, fucking beautiful!'" | |
Joke by kirbvinc, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged johnny , suzy , beautiful , teacher - Current Score: 15 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
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