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| 9 out of 10 men prefer large boobs. The other man prefers the 9 men. |    |
Joke by kristow, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged gay , boobs , statistics - Current Score: 162 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago
| According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog... | |
Joke by Kristow, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged dog , beastiality , love , wife , sex , survey - Current Score: 145 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. | |
Joke by Kristow, in Jokes with no home > Wisdom - Tagged smile , wrong , man - Current Score: 118 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Colin Farrel was recently asked about prostitutes and he said, "It’s like ordering a pizza." "When it’s delivered, it’s never quite as hot as you hoped it would be." | |
Joke by Kristow, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged colin farrel , pizza , prostitute , hot - Current Score: 31 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. | |
Joke by kristow, in Jokes with no home > Vegetarian - Tagged vegetarian , plants , food - Current Score: 23 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago
| A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, has blonde wavy hair and a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbour to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbour then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!" | |
Joke by Kristow, in Illness and mortality > Marriage - Tagged wife , husband , marriage , policeman , missing , neighbour - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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