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Contribution Points: 11 Total Joke Score: 2,088
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 16 hours, 53 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 59 Live Jokes: 26
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 33 Duplicate Jokes: 7


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Anal sex:
It's not for pussies.
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Joke by laba in Sex and shit - Anal - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 599.6

Skimpy black dress: £60
Sparkly shoes: £80
Expensive make-up: £45
Nightclub ticket: £10
Seeing the look on her face as she wakes up in a filthy flat, covered in semen, you next to her with a massive grin on your face - priceless.

There are some things money can't buy - in which case, use ROHYPNOL.
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Joke by laba in Sex and shit - Drugs - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 267.4

Why was the Adobe Acrobat document arrested?
It was a PDF file.
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Joke by laba in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 258.6

Michael Owen is in a nightclub. He spots a gorgeous young lady in there, and he goes up to her, squeezes her arse and asks her if she fancies a shag.
She says: "Blimey, you're a little forward, aren't you?"
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Joke by laba in Celebrities - Michael Owen - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 202.2

Why is it that when you talk to God, it's called praying,
but when God talks to you, it's called schizophrenia?
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Joke by laba in Religion - God - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 188.4

Gary Glitter has decided to return to music.
This time he is to get involved with classical composing.
So far he's composed one song, entitled 'Deep'.
Or, more precisely, 'Deep in A Minor'.
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Joke by laba in Celebrities - Gary Glitter - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 128

Never have sex after 10 pints.
The reason? Well, just imagine playing pool with a piece of rope.
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Joke by laba in Sex and shit - Drunken - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 90

Africans finished in 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th AND 5th place in the Olympic Marathon.

Seems like having to walk 10 miles a day to get water does have its advantages....
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Joke by laba in Sports - Olympics - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 47.2

Just a thought:
Would it be possible to fool the blacks into slavery again, just by making the shackles and chains out of gold and signed Dolce & Gabbana?
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Joke by laba in Racism - Black - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 41.2

Some advice for all events organisers out there:

Don't bring smoke machines to a Jewish party.
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Joke by laba which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 34

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