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| Why do women have foreheads? You have to kiss them somewhere after a blowjob. |    |
Joke by lardboy, in Sex and shit > forehead - Tagged blowjob - Current Score: 148 - Added: 7 months, 29 days ago
| I've got an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one. | |
Joke by lardboy, in Illness and mortality > Inferiority complex - Tagged complex , inferior - Current Score: 134 - Added: 8 months, 6 days ago
| I was out until six this morning celebrating my wife's birthday. She was fucking livid when I got home! | |
Joke by lardboy, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged six , celebrating , wife , birthday - Current Score: 86 - Added: 8 months, 6 days ago
| ****BREAKING NEWS**** The Irish SAS have just stormed the Dublin branch of BHS........ They heard that Bed Linen was on the second floor. | |
Joke by lardboy, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged bed linen , sas - Current Score: 21 - Added: 8 months, 5 days ago
| My uncle died the other day - he drank a bottle of varnish. The doctor said he had a terrible end, but a lovely finish. | |
Joke by lardboy, in Illness and mortality > Dead - Tagged uncle , varnish , doctor , johnstones , paint - Current Score: 19 - Added: 8 months, 20 days ago
| **** BREAKING NEWS **** An act of terror is now suspected to be the cause of the London bus crash, which killed one and injured many more earlier today. It would appear that Al Qaeda claim to have planted the tree. | |
Joke by lardboy, in Jokes with no home > Terror Alert - Tagged bus , crash , tree - Current Score: 12 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago
| How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's nigger work. | |
Joke by lardboy, in Religion and racism > Poles / Polish - Tagged poles , lightbulb , nigger - Current Score: 9 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Why did the Prophet Muhammad love his sheep so much? 'Cause they were Islams | |
Joke by lardboy, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , islam , mohammed , sheep - Current Score: 8 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
| Newcastle have at least 2 seasons left in the Premiership - Spring and Summer. | |
Joke by lardboy, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged newcaslte united - Current Score: 8 - Added: 8 months, 21 days ago
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