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| A traffic cop stops a driver doing 120mph on the M1 and the conversation goes something like: Cop, "okay, wing commander, what sort of speed do you think you were doing?" Driver, "erm...70?" Cop, "sense of humour, eh? Name, address, date of birth and occupation?" Driver, "do I have to give my occupation?" Cop, "yep!" Driver, "I'm a fanny stretcher." Cop, "what does one of those do?" Driver, "first, I get two little fingers in and stretch so much," (about three inches), "and then I get all my fingers in and stretch it so much," (about a foot), "and then I get my elbows in and stretch it so much," (about three feet), "and then I get my feet in and stretch it to six feet." Cop, "so. what do you do with a six foot cunt?" Driver, "I stick it in a blue uniform and tell it to knock drivers off for speeding." |    |
Joke by legintomred, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , speeding , driving , fanny , blue uniform , fanny stretcher - Current Score: 30 - Added: 6 months, 16 days ago
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