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I work for the Samaritans. I tried to call in sick this morning but the fuckers talked me out of it.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by leisuresuitlee, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged job , samaritans , sick , bastards  - Current Score: 350 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

I bought a race horse and decided to call it "MY FACE".

Just imagine it running down the home straight with all the women shouting "COME ON MY FACE"!!
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Joke by leisuresuitlee, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged race , horse , women , come , cum  - Current Score: 133 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What's the one word beginning with N and ending with R that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbour.
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Joke by leisuresuitlee, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged word , black , neighbour  - Current Score: 94 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

A blonde was admitted into hospital for having phone sex. Doctors removed 2 Nokias, 1 Samsung, 2 Motorolas, but no Siemens were found.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by leisuresuitlee, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged blonde , hospital , sex , mobile phone  - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

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