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| This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95. Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED By THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. |    |
Joke by lfever, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , britain , ship , lighthouse - Current Score: 904 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| NEWS FLASH! All the pakis in the world are dead! Carlsberg don't do newsflashes, but if they did, they'd probably be the best newsflashes in the world. | |
Joke by lfever, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , carlsberg , news - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| A snail walks into a bar, the barman says 'We don't serve snails here' The snail says 'Come on mate I just want a pint' So the barman says 'I told you we don't serve snails here fuck off!' And he kicks the snail out of the bar and onto the other side of the road. A year later the snail walks back into the bar and says, 'What was that for?' | |
Joke by lfever, in Jokes with no home > Drinking Jokes - Tagged snail , bar , slow - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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