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Total Time Active: | 3 hours, 31 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 52 | Live Jokes: | 23 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 29 | Duplicate Jokes: | 5 |
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Jade Goody has cancer, and she claims that she is worried that hair loss might ruin her looks. Nice to see she hasn't lost her sense of humour. |
 
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Joke by lionarse in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 1918
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I approached a prostitute last night who offered me "hand relief" for £15. I find it ironic that the sort of person who is willing to stand half naked on a freezing street to sell their body to an endless succession of strangers, night after night, in order to fuel a lethal drugs habit won't lower themselves to use the word "wank." |
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Joke by lionarse in Sex and shit - Prostitution - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 475.4
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I was in town today, and bored, so I nipped into a Cyber Cafe, bought a coke and an hour on-line.
So I'm surfing away and decide to check out Sickipedia. Becoming engrossed in the jokes I didn't notice the two computers next to mine had become occupied. It was at that moment I felt a tap on my shoulder , and heard one of the men asking me what I was looking at. I turned to him, Sickipedia still on the screen, and it was only at this moment I noticed that my cyber cafe [...] |
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Jade Goody has promised in her will to leave a significant amount of her considerable wealth to help her favourite causes after she has gone. The BNP have responded by saying they are delighted. |
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Joke by lionarse in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 332.6
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There was a headline in our local paper- "Up to 30% of teens get pregnant as a result of unprotected sex." Which makes me wonder - what on earth causes the other 70% of pregnancies? |
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Joke by lionarse in Sex and shit - Sex - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 276
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Following the shocking news that Jade Goody has cancer there has been a plea for suitable donors of Bone Marrow to come forward, as this could save her life. Alternatively, you could just donate it it to my dog- he is a bit peckish. Please, make the right choice. |
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Joke by lionarse in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 256.8
| Olympic organisers are very disappointed that so few local children have been attending Olympic events. But, be fair, how could they? They were at work. |
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If any members of the Chinese Government or Olympic Organisers are reading this, I would like to make this firm statement on behalf of myself and millions of other Britons- We don't give a fuck about Tibet. Now please get the beach volleyball started. |
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I'm sure that, like me, you are very proud of our Olympic cycling gold medal winners. Truly, they are sporting heroes who have done wonders for British sport. I can't wait for them to return home, when they will once again become wankers in Spandex who clog up the roads and get in the way of cars. |
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| A friend at work was telling me that casual or accidental/implied racism is the worst kind - and he should know, being a nigger himself. |
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