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Total Time Active: | 3 hours, 31 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 52 | Live Jokes: | 23 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 29 | Duplicate Jokes: | 5 |
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Jade Goody has cancer, and she claims that she is worried that hair loss might ruin her looks. Nice to see she hasn't lost her sense of humour. |
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Joke by lionarse in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 1918
Joke by lionarse in Sex and shit - Prostitution - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 475.4
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Jade Goody has promised in her will to leave a significant amount of her considerable wealth to help her favourite causes after she has gone. The BNP have responded by saying they are delighted. |
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Joke by lionarse in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 332.6
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There was a headline in our local paper- "Up to 30% of teens get pregnant as a result of unprotected sex." Which makes me wonder - what on earth causes the other 70% of pregnancies? |
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Joke by lionarse in Sex and shit - Sex - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 276
Joke by lionarse in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 256.8
| Olympic organisers are very disappointed that so few local children have been attending Olympic events. But, be fair, how could they? They were at work. |
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| A friend at work was telling me that casual or accidental/implied racism is the worst kind - and he should know, being a nigger himself. |
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