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| A hoodie goes to an East End library to get out a book. The assistant says, "in order to borrow a book, you need to prove you're a citizen of London." So he stabs him. |    |
Joke by littledave, in Jokes with no home > Arseholes - Tagged new york , chav , book - Current Score: 175 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What do you show to a woman who has been driving accident-free for 10 years? ..Second gear. | |
Joke by littledave, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged driving , women - Current Score: 142 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago
| What do you call a man with three balls? ...a juggler. | |
Joke by littledave, in Jokes with no home > Stupid - Tagged three , stupidness , balls - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 months, 3 days ago
| I have it on good authowity that Wussel Bwand is innocent. | |
Joke by littledave, in Celebrity and news events > Jonathan Ross - Tagged russel , bwand , jonathan woss , ross - Current Score: 9 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A women gets hit and injured by a man on a motorbike, going only at 5mph. - Who is responsible for the accident? The man - he shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen. | |
Joke by littledave, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged sexist , women , kitchen , you drive cars and ride bikes you dumb cunt - Current Score: 5 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
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