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| The Kama Sutra has announced a new sex position called The Plumber: You stay in all day and nobody comes! |    |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Karma Sutra - Tagged cum , plumber - Current Score: 253 - Added: 10 months ago
| A boy came running into his house to his mum excitedly yelling "Mum mum, we're sitting round the neighbours watching porn!" Mum: "WHAT!!?" The boy: "Relax mum! It's child porn!" | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged little johnny , kids , sex - Current Score: 235 - Added: 6 months ago
| With all the spam we get for penis-enlargement pills you'd think by now someone would have invented a pill to shrink vaginas instead. | |
Joke by lovelace, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged penis , vagina , pills - Current Score: 228 - Added: 1 month, 15 days ago
| Tom and Tim were having gay sex. "I've got AIDS" said Tom. "Oh fuck," said Tim. "Only kidding," said Tom, "I just love the way you tightened your arse when I said it." | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged aids , arse , fucking - Current Score: 187 - Added: 10 months ago
| What's the quietest album in the world? Stephen Hawking unplugged. | |
Joke by lovelace, in Celebrity and news events > Stephen Hawking - Tagged paraplegic , stephen hawking - Current Score: 128 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
| What's faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon. | |
Joke by lovelace, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged tight , jewish , yid - Current Score: 128 - Added: 5 months, 19 days ago
| What woman can wash up with her left hand, cook tea with the right, sweep with one leg, dust with the other, give a blow job and open beer with her arse?? A SwissArmyWife | |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged useful , corny , wife - Current Score: 126 - Added: 10 months ago
| The National Eczema Association are currently fundraising. They've just launched a scratch card. | |
Joke by lovelace, in Illness and mortality > Eczema - Tagged scratch , fundraising , itchy , skin - Current Score: 123 - Added: 2 months ago
| Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. | |
Joke by lovelace, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged fucked - Current Score: 118 - Added: 4 months ago
| Where else but Wales can you get a fuck, a nice warm coat AND a casserole all from the same date. | |
Joke by lovelace, in Religion and racism > Welsh - Tagged wales , sheep shagging , beastiality , sex - Current Score: 108 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
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