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| Try sex while camping: it's intense! |    |
Joke by madhatchetman, in Sex and shit > camping - Tagged camping , tents , sex - Current Score: 106 - Added: 3 months, 7 days ago
| The toothbrush was invented in Skegness. We know this because anywhere else it would have been called a Teethbrush. | |
Joke by madhatchetman, in Jokes with no home > skegness - Tagged toothbrush - Current Score: 95 - Added: 4 months, 3 days ago
| A grizzled prospector rides into a small town after 3 months of solitude. He walks into the only bar, drinks a whisky and asks the bar tender, "got any women in town?" "No," is the reply, "but there is always Jake." "No way, I'm not that kind of guy," responds the prospector. Next day he restocks and off he goes into the hills again. Three months later, our prospector is back - has his whisky. "Any women in town?" he asks. "Nope, but jake is available," is the reply. "No thanks, I'm not that kind of guy," says the prospector, and off he goes again. The next time the prospector is back in town, its been nearly a year since he last saw a woman, and let's just say the gun is fully loaded... He goes into the bar, asks if there are any women yet and gets the same response: no women, but maybe Jake. He has a whisky, then another and a third. Then he asks the barman, "so... about Jake.... Who's gonna know?" "Well," says the barkeep, "you're gonna know, and I'm gonna know. And Jake's gonna know, of course." He pauses. "And Tom and Leroy's gonna know." "Tom and Leroy? What have they got to do with it?" asks the prospector. "Tom and Leroy have to hold Jake down because he's not that kind of guy either!" | |
Joke by madhatchetman, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged prospector , jake , 3 , months , whisky - Current Score: 44 - Added: 4 months ago
| I have discoved a great way to solve world hunger and world poverty in one simple step: Feed the poor to the hungry. | |
Joke by madhatchetman, in Jokes with no home > Hunger - Tagged hunger , poverty , solution , poor , hungry - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| Back in the old days in South Africa we used to call the black people "monkeys". Nowadays, what with affirmative action and political correctness, you have to call them "branch managers". | |
Joke by madhatchetman, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , monkeys , south africa - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
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