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| A girl takes a dress into the dry cleaners and asks for it to be cleaned. The man, who is a little deaf, says, "come again?" The girl blushes and replies, "NO, IT'S YOGHURT this time." |    |
Joke by make_a_brew, in Sex and shit > Sperm - Tagged sperm - Current Score: 163 - Added: 1 year ago
| An old married couple are attending church one Sunday morning when half way through the vicars sermon the wife says to the husband "I've just let out a long, sweaty, silent fart, what should I do?" The husband replies "You should replace the battery in your fucking hearing aid!" | |
Joke by make_a_brew, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged deaf , fart , old - Current Score: 125 - Added: 11 months ago
| Two paddies find a mirror in the road, first one picks it up and says "I know this face but can't put a name to it." Second one picks it up and says "it's me you daft bastard!" | |
Joke by make_a_brew, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged 2008 - Current Score: 92 - Added: 1 year ago
| Wife comes home early and catches her hubby having a wank in the kitchen. She rushes over and gives him the best blowjob of his life. Afterwards he asks, "We haven't had sex for six months and suddenly this. Why?" She answers, "I just washed the floor this morning, I'd rather brush my teeth than clean the fuckin' floor again!" | |
Joke by make_a_brew, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged 100 - Current Score: 77 - Added: 2 months ago
| A black man starts work on a construction site. The other workers nickname him "Wog". Feeling upset by this, the black man goes to speak with the foreman. The foreman laughs and tells him "but we all have nicknames. We've got Mick and Paddy, they're Irish. Wac from Liverpool. And Mac from Scotland". The black man was still not happy, so the foreman shouted at his men "Mick, Mack, Paddy, Wac leave the Wog alone!" | |
Joke by make_a_brew, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged irish , black , scouse , racist - Current Score: 73 - Added: 1 year ago
| A dwarf woman goes to the doctors. The doctor says "What can I do for you?" The dwarf woman says "Doctor, every time it rains my vagina gets sore." The doctor doesn't understand and asks her to explain. So she says "I don't know what it is,but every time it's raining,my fanny fucking kills me." The doctor says "Well I'll tell you what,come back and see me when it's raining and I'll have a look." A couple of days later it's pissing down and the dwarf woman's back at the doctors." "Right," he says. "Hop on to the bench and I'll take a look at you." So she gets on the bench and the doctor examines her. Then he goes and gets his scalpel. He comes back and says "Ok, I just need to do a couple of cuts here and there." Then he tells her to stand up and asks "How's that?" "Excellent,doctor! What did you do?" He says "Oh,I just took a couple of inches off the top of your wellies." | |
Joke by make_a_brew, in Illness and mortality > Dwarf - Tagged midget , short arse - Current Score: 70 - Added: 9 months ago
| A wise man once said, "you should treat your women the way you treat your vacuum cleaner - when it stops sucking, change the bag." | |
Joke by make_a_brew, in Sex and shit > Oral Sex - Tagged women , bag , suck , oral - Current Score: 45 - Added: 11 months ago
| Camilla says to the Queen "Every time I suck Charles' penis I get acid indigestion" The Queen replies "Have you tried Andrews?" | |
Joke by make_a_brew, in Celebrity and news events > camilla - Tagged oral , penis , cock - Current Score: 40 - Added: 11 months ago
| A woman buys a wall mirror from B&Q. The attendant says "Would you like a screw for that?" She replies "No, but I'd suck your cock for a Lawnmower!" | |
Joke by make_a_brew, in Jokes with no home > Not Sure - Tagged oral sex , woman , screw , fuck , b&q - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year ago
| After speaking to the passengers, The pilot forgets to turn off the intercom. He says to the Co-pilot "I'm gonna have a shit, then shag the arse off that new air hostess." The air hostess runs up the aisle to warn the pilot that the intercom is still on, but she trips and falls over. "No need to rush love," says an old lady, "He's having a shit first!" | |
Joke by make_a_brew, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged shit , shag , arse , easy jet - Current Score: 35 - Added: 9 months ago
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