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Contribution Points: 0 Total Joke Score: 12,222
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 9 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 121 Live Jokes: 61
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 60 Duplicate Jokes: 26


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How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by mamma mia in Other - Lightbulb - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 766.8

"Where do you come from?" the Englishman asked the American.
"From the greatest country in the world," replied the American.
"Funny," said the Englishman, "you've got the strangest English accent I've ever heard." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by mamma mia in Racism - American - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 718.4

I was walking down the high street the other day when a woman came up to me and said, "A cow was murdered to make that jacket, you know."

So I sneered at her and said, "I didn't realise there were any witnesses - now it looks like I'll have to kill you too." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by mamma mia in Other - ??? General - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 682

What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

No one to talk to during orgasm. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by mamma mia in Religion - Athiest - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 474

Why do only 15 % of women go to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be hell. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by mamma mia in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 463.6

How do you make a white guy laugh?

Set a Paki's beard on fire. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by mamma mia in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 444.8

What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?

The bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, then goes to bed. The married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by mamma mia which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 443.4

Why do men have showers instead of baths?

Pissing in the bath is disgusting. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by mamma mia in Sex and shit - Piss - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 442.2

Why are niggers' teeth so white?

So you know where to aim your punch when you're about to get mugged at night. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by mamma mia in Racism - Black - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 439.6

A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, "A billionaire." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by mamma mia which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 430.6

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