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| Amy Winehouse bumps into Jeremy Clarkson and they start to chat. She says to him, "What do you do?" He says, "Top Gear." She says, "Fucking brilliant - I'll have three grams." |    |
Joke by marcusa458, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged amy winehouse , cocaine , drugs , clarkson - Current Score: 77 - Added: 4 months ago
| What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew? A bar of soap lasts longer than one shower. | |
Joke by marcusa458, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged jew , nazi , hitler , jewish , religion , germany , shower , soap - Current Score: 35 - Added: 4 months ago
| A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he is allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "Thats not surprising," the elders say. "Youve done nothing but complain since you got here | |
Joke by marcusa458, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged monk , monastery , nun , vow of silence , virgin - Current Score: 7 - Added: 4 months ago
| What do you call a Paki wife beater? Chinder. | |
Joke by marcusa458, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , indian , beater - Current Score: 5 - Added: 4 months ago
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