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| Women are like squaring numbers. If they are under 13, just do them in your head. |    |
Joke by mariners, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged kids , under , 16 , bo burnham , new math - Current Score: 250 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| A Pakistani family are driving down the motorway and they see a sign saying "30 Only". So they stop and 12 of them get out. | |
Joke by mariners, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakis , car - Current Score: 109 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| My wife chucked me out a week before my birthday. She planned to buy me a lovely pair of shoes so she asked what I wanted. I replied, "I like my shoes like I like my women: 10-11 and tight." | |
Joke by mariners, in Jokes with no home > 50 Cent - Tagged women , kids , peado - Current Score: 107 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread. Mary had a little lamb, And she named him Billy, She took it out behind the shed, And sucked its little willy Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, "Pies, you dickhead." Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, He's only an egg." Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay. Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Franky. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own. Mary had a little lamb she took it to a wedding she stood it up against a wall and kicked its fucking head in. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh shit, it's Global Warming. Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties. He can't keep his heart rate down And she's got diabetes. Mary had a little lamb, She couldn't stop it gruntin', She took it down the garden path, and kicked it's little cunt in. | |
Joke by mariners, in Jokes with no home > Nursery Rhymes - Tagged funny , nursery , rhymes - Current Score: 48 - Added: 4 months ago
| Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve. | |
Joke by mariners, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged chinese - Current Score: 41 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago
| My mate was shocked the other day, he saw padded bras been sold in Next for 5 Year Olds! Personally I think its a great idea! Seems as none of them have decent tits. | |
Joke by mariners, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged kids - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| My wife asked me to buy her sexy underwear I would like to see her in. When I brought them back she went mental! Apparently Mothercare was not the place to shop. | |
Joke by mariners, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged peado - Current Score: 7 - Added: 2 days ago
| So picture this, you're on a plane/train and you have just had it with the person next to you. They won't stop fidgeting and talking loudly. I suggest taking out your laptop and hitting this link. http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf | |
Joke by mariners, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged terrorist - Current Score: 6 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago
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