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| Contribution Points: | 43 | Total Joke Score: | 20,998 |
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Total Time Active: | 76 hours, 58 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 833 | Live Jokes: | 233 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 600 | Duplicate Jokes: | 28 |
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Joke by marley in In The News - Italian Earthquake - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 654.4
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The first rule of tennis is to get your wanking over with during the early rounds. Before long all you'll have left is the Williams sisters. |
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Joke by marley which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago
- Current Score: 483.6
Joke by marley in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 443
Joke by marley which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago
- Current Score: 407.8
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I wish Andy Murray would become more consistent. I can't make up my mind whether he's a British sporting hero, or a miserable Scottish cunt. |
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Joke by marley in Celebrities - Andy Murray - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 376.4
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I read that Simon Cowell is extremely wealthy and spends 500k on his personal security every year. Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper if he tried to be a little bit less of a cunt? |
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I noticed on the Bookie's window: Open Sunday 11-2. I'll have a tenner on that. He was open last Sunday. |
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Spring: The time of year when your eyes keep running and you sneeze uncontrollably. But if girls didn't start to wear such flimsy clothing they wouldn't have to use pepper spray. |
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Joke by marley in Illness and mortality - ??? General - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 342.6
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How many 14 year old girls does it take to change a lightbulb? What are you insinuating constable? It's a perfectly innocent reason why they were all in my bedroom. |
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