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| Contribution Points: | 43 | Total Joke Score: | 20,998 |
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Total Time Active: | 76 hours, 58 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 833 | Live Jokes: | 233 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 600 | Duplicate Jokes: | 28 |
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I heard an Italian woman covered in dust saying to the reporter, "I just thank God I'm alive." I hope she remembered to thank her kind hearted imaginary friend for sending the earthquake in the first place. |
 
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Joke by marley in In The News - Italian Earthquake - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 654.4
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The first rule of tennis is to get your wanking over with during the early rounds. Before long all you'll have left is the Williams sisters. |
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Joke by marley which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago
- Current Score: 483.6
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It's time the supermarkets got rid of all these fucking disabled parking spaces. They can't start bleating about not having enough training facilities for the Olympic Games if they can't even be arsed to carry a tin of beans a few yards further to the car. |
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Joke by marley in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 443
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The death of Bobby Robson was never going to threaten the database latency. A thoroughly decent bloke, who has earned respect and affection over decades is not good material for this site. What we thrive on is twats, ugly people, or people dumb enough to come a cropper in a nasty sledging incident. So die Ricky Ponting, you Aussie bastard. You tick all the boxes. |
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Joke by marley which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago
- Current Score: 407.8
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I wish Andy Murray would become more consistent. I can't make up my mind whether he's a British sporting hero, or a miserable Scottish cunt. |
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Joke by marley in Celebrities - Andy Murray - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 376.4
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I read that Simon Cowell is extremely wealthy and spends 500k on his personal security every year. Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper if he tried to be a little bit less of a cunt? |
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I noticed on the Bookie's window: Open Sunday 11-2. I'll have a tenner on that. He was open last Sunday. |
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We have a pretty effective anti-racism policy where I work. We don't employ blacks. |
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Spring: The time of year when your eyes keep running and you sneeze uncontrollably. But if girls didn't start to wear such flimsy clothing they wouldn't have to use pepper spray. |
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Joke by marley in Illness and mortality - ??? General - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 342.6
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How many 14 year old girls does it take to change a lightbulb? What are you insinuating constable? It's a perfectly innocent reason why they were all in my bedroom. |
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