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Joke by marley, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged paralympics - Current Score: 358 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
Joke by marley, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged little britain - Current Score: 230 - Added: 1 week ago
| I read that Simon Cowell is extremely wealthy and spends 500k on his personal security every year. Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper if he tried to be a little bit less of a cunt? | ![]() |
Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > X-factor - Tagged xfactor , simon cowell , jimmy carr - Current Score: 208 - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago
| Strike back at Islam. Run into your local mosque with 20 pounds of pork sausages strapped to your chest. | ![]() |
Joke by marley, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged mmmmm pork products , islam - Current Score: 177 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
Joke by marley, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged ed byrne , edinburgh fringe - Current Score: 168 - Added: 1 month, 20 days ago
| It was only after the evacuation of New Orleans by 200,000 Americans that they realised why it was below sea-level in the first place. | ![]() |
Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > Hurricane Gustav - Tagged fat yanks - Current Score: 149 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| After their lifetime of sexual abuse, psychiatrists treating the Fritzl children have decided its best to bring in a Catholic Priest. Not for spiritual guidance, but to avoid withdrawal symptoms. | ![]() |
Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged filthy clergy , fritzl - Current Score: 148 - Added: 5 months ago
| With all these retards having a good time at the Paralympics, Currys are a bit short staffed at the moment. | ![]() |
Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged currys , paralympics - Current Score: 147 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I think my neighbour fancies me. She came over the other day and said, "I've noticed you looking at me." I was so surprised that I nearly dropped the binoculars. | ![]() |
Joke by marley, in Sex and shit > voyeurism - Tagged voyeur , neighbour - Current Score: 141 - Added: 2 months, 11 days ago
| Cristiano Ronaldo was bowled over by his player of the year award. Even though slow-motion replays showed that it clearly never touched him. | ![]() |
Joke by marley, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged ronaldo , christiano , footy , bowled , pussy - Current Score: 135 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
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