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| Its time the supermarkets got rid of all these fucking disabled parking spaces. They can't start bleating about not having enough training facilities for the Olympic Games if they can't even be arsed to carry a tin of beans a few yards further to the car. |    |
Joke by marley, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged paralympics - Current Score: 358 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| To all our American cousins. Don't worry if you miss the first episode of Little Britain USA. All the jokes will be repeated in episodes 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. (and can be seen on every episode of all previous series of little britain U.K.) | |
Joke by marley, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged little britain - Current Score: 230 - Added: 1 week ago
| I read that Simon Cowell is extremely wealthy and spends 500k on his personal security every year. Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper if he tried to be a little bit less of a cunt? | |
Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > X-factor - Tagged xfactor , simon cowell , jimmy carr - Current Score: 208 - Added: 1 month, 21 days ago
| Strike back at Islam. Run into your local mosque with 20 pounds of pork sausages strapped to your chest. | |
Joke by marley, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged mmmmm pork products , islam - Current Score: 177 - Added: 4 months, 20 days ago
| I was sitting on the settee watching a soppy film with my girlfriend. She was lying with her head in my lap. Overcome with emotion after the film, she said, "give me a kiss dear." I said, "if I could reach down that far to kiss you, why would I need you in the first place?" | |
Joke by marley, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged ed byrne , edinburgh fringe - Current Score: 168 - Added: 1 month, 20 days ago
| It was only after the evacuation of New Orleans by 200,000 Americans that they realised why it was below sea-level in the first place. | |
Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > Hurricane Gustav - Tagged fat yanks - Current Score: 149 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| After their lifetime of sexual abuse, psychiatrists treating the Fritzl children have decided its best to bring in a Catholic Priest. Not for spiritual guidance, but to avoid withdrawal symptoms. | |
Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged filthy clergy , fritzl - Current Score: 148 - Added: 5 months ago
| With all these retards having a good time at the Paralympics, Currys are a bit short staffed at the moment. | |
Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged currys , paralympics - Current Score: 147 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I think my neighbour fancies me. She came over the other day and said, "I've noticed you looking at me." I was so surprised that I nearly dropped the binoculars. | |
Joke by marley, in Sex and shit > voyeurism - Tagged voyeur , neighbour - Current Score: 141 - Added: 2 months, 11 days ago
| Cristiano Ronaldo was bowled over by his player of the year award. Even though slow-motion replays showed that it clearly never touched him. | |
Joke by marley, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged ronaldo , christiano , footy , bowled , pussy - Current Score: 135 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
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