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| What's yellow and blue with a really tight cunt at one end? An Aldi bag. |    |
Joke by mason-murphy, in Jokes with no home > Shops - Tagged shopping , cunt - Current Score: 209 - Added: 7 months, 21 days ago
| I took this lass home last night, but I was a bit surprised when she told me before we got started that she used to be a hooker. I was a bit taken aback, but I told her it was OK, the past was the past. Then she told me her name had been Dave and she'd played for Leeds Rhinos. | |
Joke by mason-murphy, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged rugby , hooker - Current Score: 50 - Added: 6 months, 15 days ago
| Can you catch hearing aids from aural sex? | |
Joke by mason-murphy, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged aural , sex , hearing aids - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month, 9 days ago
| There was a young man from kildare who was knobbing his wife on the stair. At the vinegar strokes, the bannister broke, so he finished her off in mid air. | |
Joke by mason-murphy, in Jokes with no home > Limerick - Tagged limerick , kildare , shagging , vinegar strokes - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 months, 7 days ago
| An 18 year old chav gets caught burgling a house and goes to prison. When he gets there, he's taken to his cell where he meets his cell-mate, an 18 stone bruiser covered in tattoos. Once the door is locked, this monster sits there staring at the youngster, who is becoming very nervous. Eventually, the prisoner breaks the silence. "Do you want to play mummies and daddies with me?" he growls. Scared to anger him, the chav whimpers "o.... o.k." "Good. now... do you want to be mummy or daddy?" thinking fast, he replies "Erm, I'll be the daddy." "Right. Now come over here and suck mummy's cock." | |
Joke by mason-murphy, in Sex and shit > Jail - Tagged jail , oral sex , rape - Current Score: 3 - Added: 7 months, 7 days ago
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