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| What did the vet say to the dog who kept licking his balls? "Thanks" |    |
Joke by MattyPea, in Sex and shit > Vets - Tagged animals , balls , vets , dog - Current Score: 115 - Added: 7 months, 16 days ago
| You heard about that new talking Taliban action figure? No one knows what it says 'cos they're too fucking scared to pull the toggle! | |
Joke by mattypea, in Religion and racism > Taliban - Tagged terrorists - Current Score: 97 - Added: 7 months, 15 days ago
| What do you give an Elephant with diarrhoea? A fucking lot of space | |
Joke by mattypea, in Sex and shit > Elephants - Tagged shit , elephant - Current Score: 32 - Added: 7 months, 15 days ago
| What's Michael Jackson's favourite thing to eat? Baby Bell | |
Joke by mattypea, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged cheese , babybell , michael jackson , baby - Current Score: 22 - Added: 7 months, 15 days ago
| Loads of people are named after where they were conceived. For example Brooklyn, Paris... my mate Allie doesn't agree. | |
Joke by mattypea, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged sex , ally , paris , brooklyn - Current Score: 9 - Added: 7 months, 15 days ago
| I went up to a manager in a department store and i said "I wanna buy a watch" "Analogue?" I said "No mate, just a watch" | |
Joke by mattypea, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged manager , watch , tim vine - Current Score: 6 - Added: 7 months, 15 days ago
| What do you call a Paki who shags sheep? Ramalamb | |
Joke by mattypea, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki - Current Score: 2 - Added: 7 months, 15 days ago
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