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Despite the worldwide success of blockbuster movie The Secret Wives of Henry VIII..........the film has struggled to make an impact at American cinemas.

A United States economist said "We're not surprised the movie has struggled, given that the previous 7 films were not released over here".
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Joke by mayfield4, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged cinema , america , movie , stupid yanks  - Current Score: 154 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago

After queueing up for almost half an hour in the chemist last week, I finally got to the counter and the woman looked at me and said, "I'm really sorry about your wait."

In a rattled state, I replied, "you're not so fucking skinny yourself, actually."
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Joke by mayfield4, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged chemist , fat , weight , skinny  - Current Score: 139 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago

My wife has told me she's recently lost the urge to masturbate. She's just not feeling herself, lately.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mayfield4, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , masturbate , urge  - Current Score: 132 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago

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