A farmer takes a lady on a first date. They make idle chit-chat and then the lady asks the farmer "So tell me about your home."

The man replies "Well I have actually just redecorated the whole farm. I used to have tractor memorabilia all over the place! I had 3 tractors, tractor curtains, tractor carpets, chairs shaped like tractors, tractor wall paper, tractor mugs, plates and cutlery, tractor slippers, tractor clothes, a tractor sounding doorbell, tractor kettle, tr [...]

A farmer takes a lady on a first date. They make idle chit-chat and then the lady asks the farmer "So tell me about your home."

The man replies "Well I have actually just redecorated the whole farm. I used to have tractor memorabilia all over the place! I had 3 tractors, tractor curtains, tractor carpets, chairs shaped like tractors, tractor wall paper, tractor mugs, plates and cutlery, tractor slippers, tractor clothes, a tractor sounding doorbell, tractor kettle, tractor bed sheets, tractor shaped bed, tractor toothbrush, the best of the wurzels CD, tractor hat, tractor bean bag, tractor lava lamp, a small tractor themed theme park out the back, tractor gloves, toy tractors, tractor clock, photos of tractors all over the house and many more things which showed my love of tractors! But I got rid of all that stuff."

The woman, looking very disturbed, asked "so why the change?" to which the farmer replied "I had a tractor related accident, and since then I fell out of love with tractors."

Suddenly the woman begins to cough violently, the reason being cigarette smoke coming from the table next to them. The farmer stands up, walks over to the table and in-hales. Vast amounts of the smoke enters his mouth which he blows out of a nearby window. He repeats this 3 times until all of the smoke in the whole restaurant is gone. He returns to his seat.

The lady, clearly impressed asks the farmer "Oh my god! That was incredible! How did you learn to do such a thing???"

The farmer replies "I'm a ex-tractor fan"