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| What's the best thing about shagging a transvestite? When you reach round, it feels like it's gone all the way through! |    |
Joke by meeks1982, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged transvestite - Current Score: 173 - Added: 6 months, 17 days ago
| A guy is screwing a great looking blonde. The girl asks, "You haven't got AIDS have you?" He replies, "No." She responds, "Oh, thank heavens for that!! I don't want to get that again...!" | |
Joke by meeks1982, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged plain shit - Current Score: 88 - Added: 6 months, 28 days ago
| I was in a nightclub the other night, and this girl says to me, "what have you got on? It smells lovely." I said, "well, I've got a hard-on, but I didn't think you could smell it!" | |
Joke by meeks1982, in Sex and shit > Erections - Tagged scent , smell , hardon - Current Score: 61 - Added: 6 months, 28 days ago
| With America heading for another depression, how handy would the Twin Towers be right about now? | |
Joke by meeks1982, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged 911 , twin towers - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 months, 3 days ago
| "If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." :::: Surely ifsomeone didnt have children they wouldnt be called parents That's the joke, dickhead. Did your parents have any kids that lived? | |
Joke by meeks1982, in Sex and shit > Parents - Tagged kids , parents - Current Score: 21 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| A woman has the last word in any argument. Any word a man says after that is just the beginning of a new argument. | |
Joke by meeks1982, in Sex and shit > Arguments - Tagged man vs woman - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Can everyone stop calling new mixed-race president Barack Obama a black guy? Surely he will only be black when he's done something wrong!!! | |
Joke by meeks1982, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged usa - Current Score: 17 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| So a black guy is now the most powerful man in the world? Can't help but feel us sickipediacs had this coming!! | |
Joke by meeks1982, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged election , sickipedia - Current Score: 17 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| So Jordan wants to compete in the equestrian events at the next Olympics. Any excuse to get sixteen hands between her legs! | |
Joke by meeks1982, in Celebrity and news events > JORDAN - Tagged olympics - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
| Me and my girlfriend just went to the Yorkshire Moors to visit the scene of Myra Hindley's crimes. Didn't enjoy it though. It's hard to have fun with all those kids under your feet. Goodness, how old is this one? ------------------------- As old as the hills my friend. | |
Joke by meeks1982, in Celebrity and news events > Myra Hindley - Tagged moors - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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