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What do you call an Ethiopian doing a shit?

A show off!
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Joke by mefjam, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged racist , ethiopian , blacks , shit  - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

What do you say to a Pakistani on Christmas day ?

A pint of milk and a loaf please!!
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Joke by mefjam, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged shit , racism , pakistani  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year ago

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once!
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Joke by mefjam, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged computer , woman , punch , misogyny  - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

How do you make a woman's toes curl?

Fuck her with her tights on!
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Joke by mefjam, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged woman , tights , toes , curl , fuck  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

What do you call a paki in a bath??


Asif!
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Joke by mefjam, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged shite eater , racist , pakistani  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year ago

What's green and smells of pork?

Kermit's middle finger!
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Joke by mefjam, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged kermit , frog , pork , muppets  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

Why are Pakistani wedding cakes made of shit?
To keep the flies off the guests!!
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Joke by mefjam, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged wedding , shit  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year ago

Why do Pakis wear turbans?

So you don't scuff your shoes when you're kicking their heads in!
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Joke by mefjam, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , fight , turban , racist , racism , aaron taylor is a massive gay  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats? To stop the birds from shitting on their lips!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mefjam, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged blacks  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

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