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| What's pink and covered in cobwebs? Madeleine McCann's bike. |    |
Joke by mess, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged maddie , madeleine , bike , cobweb , madeleine mccann - Current Score: 260 - Added: 5 months, 26 days ago
| I ordered a joke book off Amazon last week.... but I didn't get it. | |
Joke by mess, in Jokes with no home > Books - Tagged joke , book , amazon - Current Score: 29 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I went to one of those wife swapping parties last night... I'm gonna miss her but, on the plus side, i've got a new set of golf clubs out of it! | |
Joke by mess, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife swap , golf clubs - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 month ago
| 1200 people attended the recent International Psychic Society conference. Moderator: "How many attendees believe in ghosts?" (Over 80% of the hands were raised) Moderator: "How many have actually seen a ghost?" (58% of the hands were raised) Moderator: "How many believe that a ghost can be solid?" (23% of the hands were raised) Moderator: "How many have ever physically touched a ghost?" (3% of the hands were raised) Moderator: "How many have ever had sex with a ghost?" (After some pause one lonely hand at the back of the hall went up) Moderator: "May I ask where you are from, sir?" Attendee: "I am from America." Moderator: "And you say you've had sex with a ghost?" Attendee: "Oh sorry! I thought you said "goat." | |
Joke by mess, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged goat , american , goat sex - Current Score: 20 - Added: 5 months ago
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