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| Contribution Points: | 416 | Total Joke Score: | 32,323 |
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Total Time Active: | 210 hours, 9 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 726 | Live Jokes: | 201 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 525 | Duplicate Jokes: | 96 |
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Ah, it's the time of day when all the American inbred retards swarm the site and think, "Don't get that. Must be crap. Vote it down, down, down."
I have visited American so-called 'Sick Joke' sites and the wankers actually apologise after posting a sick joke! Strange how they find sick jokes offensive, but don't mind bombing the fuck out of innocent human beings (us British included)! Well, here's a little friendly fire for all you God-fearing, nappy-wearing, [...] |
 
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| I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or money. |
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Joke by mickle in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 2755.2
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You know you're Taliban if...
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You have more wives than teeth. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your [...] |
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| Kids have got it easy today. When I was a lad, we'd never heard of paedophiles, so we had to buy our own fucking sweets! |
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Joke by mickle in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 694.4
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You notice that three black men are walking behind you. What steps would you take? Fucking long ones. |
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Joke by mickle which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 586.2
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A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn't have the greatest relationship. "You know, I was with another woman last night, but I was still thinking of you." "Why, because you miss me?" "No, because it keeps me from coming too fast." |
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Joke by mickle in Sex and shit - Fuck - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 577.6
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EastEnders will feature an all black cast tonight. I think they will steal the show. |
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Joke by mickle in TV - Eastenders - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 551
| "I am a single man (30) seeking a life-partner to share my soul with. I am sensitive, caring and have a deeply loving nature. If you wish to give me your heart, I will give you mine and know that, held within your gentle hands, it will be safe for ever. No fat chicks." |
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Joke by mickle in Sex and shit - Fat - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 456.4
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The wife and I are going away this Christmas. Five years for child abuse. |
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Joke by mickle which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago
- Current Score: 456.2
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A rocket launches from Houston to Mars with two monkeys and an American on board. Houston radios the first monkey and says, "Adjust oxygen 20%, stop radar and phase to warp factor 3."
Monkey 1 replies, "Okay, roger that." Houston then radios the second monkey: "Switch off engine 3, start radiation shield and adjust anti-gravitational throttle. Monkey 2 replies "Roger that." Houston calls American: "Feed the monkeys, [...] |
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