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LIFE? DON'T TALK TO ABOUT FUCKING LIFE!
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WITHIN THE VALLEY OF SHADOWLESS DEATH THEY PRAY FOR THUNDERCLOUDS AND RAIN.

BUT TO THE MULTITUDE WHO STAND IN THE RAIN,HEAVEN IS WHERE THE SUN SHINES.

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Ah its the time of day when all the american inbred retards swarm the site and think "dont get that must be crap vote it down down down"
I have visited american so called "sick jokes sites" and the wankers actually appologise after posted a sick joke! Strange how they find sick jokes offensive but dont mind bombing the fuck out of innocent human beings (us British included) well heres a little friendly fire for all you god fearing nappy wearing sister shagging retards........fuck off and find a knock knock joke site much more your shandy drinking style i think.

Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , wankers , rednecks , yanks , the british are cunts - Current Score: 1519 - Added: 2 months ago

I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or money.

Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged kids , school , sex , money , whores , sweets - Current Score: 1104 - Added: 1 month ago

When I was a teenager, I used to pray every night that the girl next door would fancy me so I could make love to her.

When I grew up, I realised God didn't work like that, so I raped her and prayed for forgiveness.

Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged god , rape , girl , sex , pray , teenage - Current Score: 914 - Added: 6 months ago

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

Joke by mickle, in Jokes with no home > Money - Tagged living , cost - Current Score: 869 - Added: 4 weeks ago

You know you're Taliban if...

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

You own a 3000 quid machine gun and 5000 quid rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth.

You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'

You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

You've ever had a crush on your neighbour's goat.

Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Taliban - Tagged heroin , guns , cunts , explosives , bombs - Current Score: 405 - Added: 2 months ago

Kids have got it easy today. When I was a lad, we never heard of paedophiles, so we had to buy our own fucking sweets!

Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged sweets , kids , johnathan king , gary glitter , michael jackson , catholic priest , kiddy tickler , nonce , gerry mccan , cristopher biggins - Current Score: 367 - Added: 8 months ago

"I am a single man (30) seeking a life-partner to share my soul with. I am sensitive, caring and have a deeply loving nature. If you wish to give me your heart, I will give you mine and know that, held within your gentle hands, it will be safe for ever. No fat birds."

Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged single , partner , add , love , chicks - Current Score: 330 - Added: 4 weeks ago

A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn't have the greatest relationship. "You know, I was with another woman last night, but I was still thinking of you."
"Why, because you miss me?"
"No, because it keeps me from coming too fast."

Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged girlfriend , come , ejaculation - Current Score: 267 - Added: 10 months ago

Japanese scientists have invented a camera with a shutter that operates so fast, it was recently able to take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut

Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged japanese , camera , shutter , fast , mouth , shut - Current Score: 194 - Added: 8 months ago

When I first took her out, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to dance, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. When we first made love, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her to marry me, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. When I asked her if she enjoyed our first wedding anniversary celebrations, she looked at me, giggled and smiled. That's when it finally dawned on me that she was mentally handicapped.

Joke by mickle, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged handicapped , marriage , sex , retard , giggle , smile - Current Score: 191 - Added: 4 weeks ago