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I came out of woolies the other day and saw a scruffy bloke.He was playing the guitar and singing "When I was young,seemed like life was so wonderful,a miracle,it was beautiful,magical "
I said "thats supertramp ", he said "ah thanks very much ".
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Joke by miffy, in Jokes with no home > Tramps - Tagged wooloies , homeless , supertramp  - Current Score: 82 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago

My mate dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water....I think he meant well.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by miffy, in Jokes with no home > hole - Tagged hole  - Current Score: 27 - Added: 8 months, 14 days ago

My mate has just moved in with his girlfriend and her massive magazine collection.When she refused to part with them he left her,she had to many issues.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by miffy, in Jokes with no home > magazines - Tagged girlfriend , magazines , issues.  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 8 months, 14 days ago

How do you know if a girl is too fat to fuck ? when you pull her knickers down, her arse is still in them.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by miffy, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged fat , fuck , sex , knickers , arse , girl , girl friend  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 8 months, 16 days ago

Why doesn't Jordan let Harvey play in the sand pit ?...In case the cats bury him.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by miffy, in Celebrity and news events > JORDAN - Tagged jordan , harvey , sand , pit  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 8 months, 14 days ago

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