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| What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life. |    |
Joke by mikey, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , sex , rape - Current Score: 266 - Added: 10 months ago
| I'd like to leave you ladies and gentlemen with this frightening fact: I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but if you took all the money that we in the West spend on food in one week, you could feed the Third World for one year. I'm not sure about you people, but I think we're being overcharged on groceries. | |
Joke by mikey, in Jokes with no home > Jimmy Carr - Tagged third world , groceries , shopping , jimmy carr - Current Score: 146 - Added: 9 months ago
| How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." | |
Joke by mikey, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , man , wise - Current Score: 93 - Added: 9 months ago
| "Throwing acid is wrong - in some people's eyes." | |
Joke by mikey, in Jokes with no home > Real Quotes - Tagged jimmy carr , acid , eyes - Current Score: 82 - Added: 10 months ago
| And you'll remember also the Irishman who got a job as a doorman in a big building. He managed very well with the PUSH and PULL signs, but he was seen struggling with his fingers under a door marked LIFT. | |
Joke by mikey, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged lift , irish , doorman , push , pull - Current Score: 39 - Added: 11 months ago
| THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY My tyre was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tyre... I noticed your cat. Sorry! Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you... I've changed my mind. I must admit you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise! We have been friends for a very long time .. what you say we stop? I'm so miserable without you ... it's almost like you're here. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay | |
Joke by mikey, in Illness and mortality > Old people - Tagged greetings cards , random , happy birthday uncle daddy (blair) - Current Score: 35 - Added: 5 months, 21 days ago
| Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you. | |
Joke by mikey, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged marriage , divorce , waste money - Current Score: 32 - Added: 6 months ago
| Why don’t niggers celebrate christmas? KFC is closed. | |
Joke by mikey, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged nigger , kfc , christmas - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 month ago
| A catholic priest and a rabbi find them sitting next to each other on a long journey, and so after some hesitation start to talk to each other. After discussing the weather and the cricket, the priest turns to the rabbi and says that he thought it was rather strange that he was not allowed to eat pork, and asked him whether he ever had. The rabbi replied, "Well, when I was a small boy, I did in fact taste a small piece of bacon." "What was it like?" asked the priest. The rabbi replied: "Not nearly as good as sex." | |
Joke by mikey, in Religion and racism > Rabbi - Tagged rabbi , priest , sex , pork , religion - Current Score: 28 - Added: 11 months ago
| Have you seen the world's shortest books?: Irish Wit and Wisdom. Jewish Business Ethics. Italian War Heroes. Negroes I Have Met While Yachting. Aboriginal Hygeine Hints. Adolf Hitler's Kosher Recipes. Muslim Pork Dishes. The Amish Phone Book. Things I Can`t Afford by Bill Gates. Great Women Drivers of Today. The Complete Guide to Catholic Sex. The Book of Good Australian Beer. Beauty Secrets by Cathy Freeman. | |
Joke by mikey, in Jokes with no home > aristocrats - Tagged shortest books - Current Score: 27 - Added: 10 months ago
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