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| Captain Birdseye had the right idea: get a massive ship, fill it with kids and sail out to international waters where there's no age of consent. |    |
Joke by mrjohn, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged captain birdseye , paul francis gadd , nonces , paedophilia , paedophiles - Current Score: 240 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
| I'm quite a politically correct person. I don't even like to call black people 'black'. I prefer the term 'racially challenged' | |
Joke by mrjohn, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , blacks , niggers , negroes , coons , jungle bunnies , nig nogs , golliwogs , jig jogs , silverbacks , dirty black bastards , barak obama - Current Score: 236 - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago
| I've been down on my luck with the ladies recently, so I tried using some date rape drugs to improve my chances. They were fucking useless, I just ended up passing out and couldn't remember a thing the next morning. | |
Joke by mrjohn, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , date rape , rohypnol , ghb - Current Score: 119 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| My friends don't understand why I've given up boozing. I've told them it's because I want to feel more motivated. I mean, Hitler was teetotal and look at what he achieved. | |
Joke by mrjohn, in Jokes with no home > Drinking Jokes - Tagged alchohol , drinking , teetotal , hitler - Current Score: 70 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
| I'm sick of all the publicity the Madeleine McCann case has got. Kids go missing every day. The only reason she was in the papers every day is because she's so fit... | |
Joke by mrjohn, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , paedophilia , maddie - Current Score: 30 - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago
| As Hurricane Ike batters the east coast of America, is anyone else wondering if there's a town in Texas called Tina? | |
Joke by mrjohn, in Jokes with no home > America - Tagged tina turner , ike turner , wife beating - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 months, 18 days ago
| What do toads wank off to? Frogs' porn. | |
Joke by mrjohn, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged frogs , toads , wanking , amphibians - Current Score: 16 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| I read in the paper that the amount of women having their drinks spiked with date rape drugs has risen by 45%. I think this is absolutely appalling and a sad reflection on modern society. I mean, what's wrong with good old-fashioned chloroform on a hanky? | |
Joke by mrjohn, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged do a search for chloroform before submitting this joke next time - Current Score: 12 - Added: 9 months ago
| In business news today, it's been announced that Simon Weston is the new face of Pizza Hut. | |
Joke by mrjohn, in Celebrity and news events > Simon Weston - Tagged pizza hut , burnt , business , news , repeat - Current Score: 6 - Added: 3 months, 9 days ago
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