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What's the closest thing to a woman's period?

Your Salary - It comes once a month, lasts between 5 and 7 days and if it doesn't come you're fucked!
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Joke by Mrmanc08, in Sex and shit > Period - Tagged period , salary , sex , fucked  - Current Score: 206 - Added: 7 months, 28 days ago

A teenage girl confesses to her mum:

"Mum, I'm pregnant."

"What? What did I warn you about sex?", replied the mother.

"You told me to take measures. Well, that's what I did. I took measures and went with the biggest!"
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Joke by Mrmanc08, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged teenage pregnancy , pregnant , mum , girl , sex , measures  - Current Score: 42 - Added: 7 months, 28 days ago

What do you call a paraplegic prostitute?
Cash and Carry!
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Joke by mrmanc08, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged prostitute , paraplegic , cash , carry  - Current Score: -1 - Added: 6 months, 29 days ago

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