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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 12 Total Joke Score: 2,789
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 32 hours, 31 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 196 Live Jokes: 92
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 104 Duplicate Jokes: 28
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 14.23 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 30.32


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So the Builders Breakfast came out on top in a vote run by Walkers Crisps to find a new flavour. I've tasted it and it does have a strong flavour of Egg, Bacon and Sausage.

It is a little unusual though as most builders in the UK today are eating shite like Kapusta, Grzyby and Placki Ziemniaczane for their breakfast. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 346

So Jade's mum has tried contacting her daughter with a medium?

She'd have stood a much better chance with an extra large. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 345.8

I've just read that Gay sex has been decriminalised in India - and previously it had carried a 10 year prison sentence.

Do they seriously consider prison a punishment for somebody who loves being fucked in the arse? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 297.8

Stephen Hawking's gone pretty quiet since all this celebrity rape stuff came out, hasn't he? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 291.6

25/11/05 - George Best died.

26/11/05 - 24 hour licensing laws took effect.

Alanis Morrisette take note...THAT really is ironic. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 194.8

Sheffield United goalkeeper Paddy Kenny has failed a drugs test.

Now, I've not read all the details - but I'm guessing they weren't performance enhancing drugs. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 128.4

For a long time, I thought Tiger Woods needed to practise his swinging.

But apparently I was wrong! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 in Racism - Black (+ 2 more) - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 120

Marlon King - cheats on his wife, hits women, is currently in prison and is unemployed.

That's it Marlon - good to see you doing your bit to stop the stereotypes of Black men. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 101.2

The BBC website says:

"Brown aide quits over PM slurs"

Get with the times BBC. We don't refer to people by their colour anymore. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 85

You do have to give Nick Griffin a lot of credit for his commitment to the BNP cause.

Even one of his eyes is permanently looking to the far right. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 79

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