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Contribution Points: 0 Total Joke Score: 3,114
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 23 hours, 6 minutes
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I have a great joke about gypsies. I'm not sure whether to put it in the racism section or the jokes with no home. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 390.4

So the Builders Breakfast came out on top in a vote run by Walkers Crisps to find a new flavour. I've tasted it and it does have a strong flavour of Egg, Bacon and Sausage.

It is a little unusual though as most builders in the UK today are eating shite like Kapusta, Grzyby and Placki Ziemniaczane for their breakfast. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 344.6

So Jade's mum has tried contacting her daughter with a medium?

She'd have stood a much better chance with an extra large. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 344

Stephen Hawking's gone pretty quiet since all this celebrity rape stuff came out, hasn't he? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 289.8

I've just read that Gay sex has been decriminalised in India - and previously it had carried a 10 year prison sentence.

Do they seriously consider prison a punishment for somebody who loves being fucked in the arse? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 249

25/11/05 - George Best died.

26/11/05 - 24 hour licensing laws took effect.

Alanis Morrisette take note...THAT really is ironic. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 194.8

Aspen said "I got a letter from the Origami Association this morning. I don't know what to make of it".

That's blatant bullshit because the Origami Association folded ages ago. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 143

Sheffield United goalkeeper Paddy Kenny has failed a drugs test.

Now, I've not read all the details - but I'm guessing they weren't performance enhancing drugs. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 127

Marlon King - cheats on his wife, hits women, is currently in prison and is unemployed.

That's it Marlon - good to see you doing your bit to stop the stereotypes of Black men. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 101

The BBC website says:

"Brown aide quits over PM slurs"

Get with the times BBC. We don't refer to people by their colour anymore. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by munich58 which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 85

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