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| Why do women keep telling me to 'go fuck myself'? Surely they've realised that if I could fuck myself, I wouldn't be putting my hands up their skirts in the first place. |    |
Joke by munkybars, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged go , fuck , myself , women , skirts , hands - Current Score: 382 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago
| Joke by nathanjrb, 'If you're an AMERICAN vote this joke DOWN If you're a BRIT vote this joke UP We'll settle this score fuckers!'- Current Score: 1480 - Added: 14 hours ago I would like to be the first to congratulate Rob Manuel on installing the 'voting fraud detection measures' he has spoke about in the forum, seems to be working a fucking treat. | |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged it doesnt work , voting up your own shit joke ruins the site , very sad - Current Score: 177 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| It's my mate's birthday today. He doesn't drink, smoke, gamble or cheat on his missus. We've got no idea how to celebrate it. | |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Mates - Tagged celebrate , gamble , drink , smoke , birthday - Current Score: 157 - Added: 3 months, 5 days ago
| A bloke goes to see a psychiatrist. He lies down on the couch and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. I've got the most terrible problem, I just can't seem to make any friends." The doctor nods and starts to make some notes. The man continues, "so come on! What are you going to do to help me, you fuckin' fat, ugly bastard?" | |
Joke by munkybars, in Illness and mortality > Psychiatrist - Tagged bloke , psychiatrist , friends , fat , ugly - Current Score: 157 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
| Top Tip!! Office Managers, need to reduce staffing levels but can't decide who to lay off? Have a game of musical chairs. The loser is made redundant and has already had their leaving party. | |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Boss - Tagged musical , chairs , party , staffing , managers - Current Score: 132 - Added: 3 months, 17 days ago
| Rock, paper, scissors:- To most of us it's a game, but to Zimbabweans it's a wedding list. | |
Joke by munkybars, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged rock , paper , scissors , wedding , zimbabweans , angus deayton - Current Score: 128 - Added: 3 months, 18 days ago
| Just remember, there are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's. | |
Joke by munkybars, in Sex and shit > Divorce - Tagged sides , divorce , yours , wife , shithead - Current Score: 124 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
| We went on a tour of England and was taken to Runnymede, the guide told us it was where the barons made King John sign the Magna Carta. I asked the guide when this happened, and he repied "1215" An American piped up from the back, "God damn it Honey, we've missed it by half an hour." | |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Holiday - Tagged runnymede , magna carta , 1215 , guide , half , hour , barons - Current Score: 123 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| I've just got back from holiday. The hotel we stopped at was absolutely fantastic. The towels were so soft and fluffy, I could hardly close my suitcase. | |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > Holiday - Tagged lee evans , suitcase , towels , hotel , fluffy , holiday - Current Score: 86 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| Don't bother wasting money on subscribing to expensive adult web sites or calling 0898 phone numbers. Just phone your local department store and ask them to describe their latest selection of ladies' lingerie, while masturbating furiously. | |
Joke by munkybars, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged furiously , lingerie , department , phone , expensive - Current Score: 74 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
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