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The US and British Navy were recently on manoeuvres in the Persian gulf. The communications officer on the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise sent a radio message to the British carrier HMS Illustrious: "And how's the second biggest Navy in the world today then?"
To which the Illustrious officer responded: "Fine. How's the second best?"

The USS Enterprise did not reply.
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Joke by muttley, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged usa , uk , navy , best  - Current Score: 43 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago

The US and British Navy were recently on manoeuvres in the Persian gulf. The communications officer on the aircraft carrier USS Enterprise sent a radio message to the British carrier HMS Illustrious - " And how's the 2nd biggest Navy in the world today then??"
To which the Illustrious officer responded - " Fine. How's the 2nd best ??"

The USS Enterprise did not reply.
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Joke by muttley, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged navy , twat  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 6 months, 13 days ago

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