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Contribution Points: 0 Total Joke Score: 1,011
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Total Jokes Submitted: 22 Live Jokes: 10
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 12 Duplicate Jokes: 5


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The local smackhead approached me today and asked, "Any change mate?"

I said, "No, you're still a smackhead, fuck off!" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by muzzlefanny in Illness and mortality - Addictions - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 383

Cancer - Helping ugly people get married since 2009 I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by muzzlefanny in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 302.6

Jay-Z has just had his bicycle puncture repaired.

I hear his next single is going to be called, '98 Problems'. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by muzzlefanny in Celebrities - Jayz - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 170.2

After a recent operation, I woke to find a black doctor looking over me.

"Nice sunglasses!" I remarked.

"They ain't no sunglasses fool, they're my nostrils!" He retorted. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by muzzlefanny in Racism - Black - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 81.2

What's the best thing about shagging twenty eight year olds?

They usually have nice well developed breasts, a healthy appetite for sex, years of sexual experience and all the dirty tricks they have learnt thus far.

Probably do you a good breakfast and wash your clothes too if you're lucky. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by muzzlefanny in Sex and shit - Age - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 35.6

What's got 10 legs and a black cunt?

The Spice Girls 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by muzzlefanny in Celebrities - Spice Girls - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 22

I read that Simon Weston sent Susan Boyle a sympathy card after seeing her face on Britain's Got Talent. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by muzzlefanny in Celebrities - Susan Boyle - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 10

I never thought I'd see the day a black man became President of the United States, and I was right. On the eve of Barack Obama's election victory I looked at the sun through a pair of binoculars. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by muzzlefanny in Illness and mortality - Blindness - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 9

What's this; "One, two, three, four, another, another, another..."?

An American counting.

That's certainly the way NASA has been counting lately... 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by muzzlefanny which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 5

muzzlefanny got buried to -6.0. Reveal Joke

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