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| The prison chefs at Paris Hilton's prison are preparing breakfast. They are pouring porridge into each bowl for the prisoners until they get to Paris' bowl. "I'm going to wank in to this," says one chef. "Great idea," says the second. Before you know it they've all cum in her porridge. Then the guards take the bowl to her cell and have a quick wank in it before delivering it to Paris. Paris looks at the bowl and up at the guards and says "I'm not eating this." The guard laughs and asks, "why not?" Paris replies, "it's got porridge in it." |    |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > Paris Hilton - Tagged paris hilton , cum , wank , porridge - Current Score: 208 - Added: 5 months, 10 days ago
| Heard about the new shampoo for Pikeys? It's called Go and Wash | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged go , wash , shampoo , gypsy , gypsies , pikey , pikeys - Current Score: 180 - Added: 4 months, 10 days ago
| Bob is walking home when he sees a tramp begging for change. Feeling a bit sorry for the man, he gives him some change and begins to walk off. "Thank you," says the homeless man. "It used to be so good for me but look at me now." "What do you mean?" asked Bob. The tramp replied, "I was a multi-millionaire, I had bank accounts all across the world with millions in. I had investments, bonds, stocks, shares and all sorts." "What happened, where did it go wrong?" The tramp replied, "forgot my fucking mother's maiden name." | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged mothers maiden name , bank , banks , tramp , millionaire - Current Score: 143 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
| I went to a fortune teller last week and he told me a lot of money is coming my way. I walked out really excited, then I got hit by a Securicor van. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged securicor , money , fortune teller - Current Score: 137 - Added: 5 months, 10 days ago
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Following the problems in the financial sector in the US, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Celebrity and news events > Northern Rock - Tagged northern rock , bankrupt , bankruptcy , newcastle , sushi , japan , sumo , origami , bonsai - Current Score: 97 - Added: 8 months, 22 days ago
| How do you make your girlfriend cry during sex? Phone her up | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Sex and shit > Balls - Tagged sex , girlfriend , cry , cheating , phone , white bastards - Current Score: 93 - Added: 9 months ago
| Did you hear about the terrorist who hijacked a 747 full of Pakis? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakistan , pakistani , 747 , plane , terrorist , hostage , hostages , demands - Current Score: 72 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago
| An insect falls into a mug of beer Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away Indian : Sells the beer to the American, the insect to the Chinese and gets a fresh beer for himself Pakistani : Accuses the Indian of putting the insect in his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and gets a loan from the American to buy another beer. The Paki then moves to England and claims benefits. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged english , englishman , american , america , usa , united states , china , chinese , gook , indian , paki , pakistani , pakistan , beer , loan , kashmir , yanky - Current Score: 67 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago
| How many Wigan Athletic fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Both of them. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged 69 , wigan athletic , football fans , lightbulb - Current Score: 64 - Added: 7 months, 12 days ago
| What do you call a white man being followed by 50 niggers? Fucked. What do you call a nigger being followed by 50 white men? PGA Tour. | |
Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged nigger , tiger woods , white - Current Score: 57 - Added: 8 months, 30 days ago
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