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| Theres a rumour going round that I love cock sandwiches. This is totally untrue, I hate bread. |    |
Joke by mynameissue, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged rumour , cock , sanwiches , bread - Current Score: 73 - Added: 3 months ago
| When I was eighteen, my mum said to me, "your father didn't mean all the the things he did to you when you were a little girl." I said, "what do you mean mum?" She said, "well,he was always cross and shouted at you." I thought, "Thank fuck for that, for a moment I thought he was sorry for all the mind-blowing sex we had together." | |
Joke by mynameissue, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged 18 , mum , incest , daughter , dad , shag - Current Score: 45 - Added: 4 months ago
| I remember my daddy saying to me, "Sue, daddy's got to go shopping, okay?" I was twelve before I realised that I didn't have a supermarket up my cunt. | |
Joke by mynameissue, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged daddy , supermarket , cunt - Current Score: 34 - Added: 4 months ago
| I caught my dad wanking once. My rohypnol had worn off. | |
Joke by mynameissue, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged rohypnol , dad , wanking - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months ago
| I think Sickipedia is like my sex life. I get fucked about 200 times a year. And, just once in a while, I scream with delight!.........just once in a while. | |
Joke by mynameissue, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sickipedia , scream , delight - Current Score: 7 - Added: 4 months ago
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