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| If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate ...Do you think: (a) You need more time together, (b) She's a prude, or (c) She should sit somewhere else on the bus? |    |
Joke by nahgut, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged masterbating , bus , woman - Current Score: 409 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A man and a woman went to court disputing over custody of their child. The Judge asked the woman to rise and argue her case. "I went through all the pain undergoing labour and I see no reason why the child's custody should not be handed to me", she pleaded. The man replied, "Your Honour, let me put it this way. If you put a dollar in a vending machine and a coke drops out, who's would it be... the machines or yours?" | |
Joke by nahgut, in Jokes with no home > Family - Tagged trial , woman , man , child - Current Score: 176 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd fall back into the boat. | |
Joke by nahgut, in Jokes with no home > Stupid - Tagged scuba diver , boat , lame jokes - Current Score: 164 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Hilary Clinton and two other women died and made they're way to heaven. At the gate there was a man who asked whether they wanted to know how many times their husbands have cheated on them. The man explained that all they had to do is go into a room and look up at the clock. If the husband has not cheated, the clock will be set at 12 o'clock. However, each hour passed 12 will indicate the number of times he has slept with another woman. The first woman went in, and came out saying "it stayed at 12! wow he was a great man.." and walked passed the gates and into heaven. When the second woman went in, she came out slightly disappointed as she found the clock set at 3 o'clock. Finally, Hilary Clinton went in and came out saying, "I couldn't find the clock!... it wasn't anywhere in the room" The man at the gate replied, "Sorry ma'm, its currently in god's office being used as a fan!" | |
Joke by nahgut, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged bill clinton , cheater , heaven - Current Score: 107 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Paris Hilton, a brunette and a redhead found a magical mirror that would instantly zap you away in an instant if it believed you were wrong. The brunette stepped up and said, "I think that I have the best looking breasts in the world!" POOF!. She dissapeared. The redhead went in front of the mirror and said, "I think that I have the sexiest legs in the world!" POOF! she dissapeared. Paris Hilton said, "I think..." POOF!. | |
Joke by nahgut, in Celebrity and news events > Paris Hilton - Tagged paris hilton , blonde , mirror - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Swimming Race Across the English Channel. Contestants: Blonde, Brunette, Red-Head Race begins... Brunette finishes first, followed narrowly by the Red-head. Blonde was nowhere to be seen... Afterwards when asked why she didnt finish, she responded: "I swam half way, got tired. So I swam back" | |
Joke by nahgut, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , race , swimming - Current Score: 10 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago
| I'm sure the Chinese public are finally appreciating the one child policy.... | |
Joke by nahgut, in Jokes with no home > China - Tagged china , one child policy , public - Current Score: 1 - Added: 6 months, 12 days ago
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