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| Israel are considering pulling out of the Beijing Olympics due to the smoggy air conditions. The Chinese government says "it's just harmless mist". An Israeli spokesman says " we are not falling for that one again " |    |
Joke by nattyp, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged jews , israel , olympics , chinese , mist , beijing - Current Score: 197 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| With the tense stand off between Russia and Georgia, France's president today announced an unconditional surrender just in case ! | |
Joke by nattyp, in Celebrity and news events > Georgia - Tagged georgia , russia , surrender , france - Current Score: 55 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
| A man gets home from work early one day and catches his wife in bed naked but alone. Being a little suspicious, he decides to look about the bedroom and, on entering the en suite bathroom, he catches a guy standing there totally naked. He says, "what the hell is going on here?" The guy replies, "it's okay: I'm from the council, we have had a report that you have a moth infestation." The husband says, "but you've got no clothes on!" The guy begins to beat himself down furiously saying, "the little bastards." | |
Joke by nattyp, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged adultery , naked , moths , husband , wife , council - Current Score: 49 - Added: 7 months, 5 days ago
| A man walks into a pub does a triple back flip onto a chair then cartwheels over to the bar and orders a pint of bitter. A guy standing at the bar says to the barman " Wow that was unusual " Barman replies " I thought that too, he usually drinks lager ! " | |
Joke by nattyp, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged beer , lager , barman - Current Score: 34 - Added: 7 months, 6 days ago
| The £250,000 giant mechanical spider seen roaming the streets of Liverpool as part of their capital of culture year, was tonight found on bricks with it's legs missing ! | |
Joke by nattyp, in Religion and racism > Scousers - Tagged scousers , mechanical spider , liverpool - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months, 27 days ago
| I say give blacks more power! About 50,000 volts should be enough. | |
Joke by nattyp, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks , power , volts , racist - Current Score: 28 - Added: 3 months, 12 days ago
| A Pakistani goes into a grocers and says " Tin of cat food please mate " The shop owner says " Sorry you will be putting that in a curry, I can't serve you I'm afraid " 10 minutes later the Paki comes back with his cat and duly gets served. The next day he goes back into the shop and asks for a tin of dog food only to get the same response. After taking in his dog in order to get served he goes away happy. On the third day he goes back into the shop and says to the shop keeper " Can you put your finger in the hole in the box mate ? " The shop keeper does as requested and pulls his finger out all covered in shit ! He says to the Paki " What the fuck is this all about ? " The Paki replies " A toilet roll please mate ! " | |
Joke by nattyp, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , racist , shop keeper , natty p , shit , dog , cat - Current Score: 24 - Added: 7 months ago
| My friend is so ugly that when he got the chance to go to Neverland as a kid, Michael Jackson made him sleep in his own bed ! | |
Joke by nattyp, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , neverland - Current Score: 17 - Added: 7 months, 8 days ago
| Went to check into a hotel the other day. I asked for a suite with a view and the smart arse gave me a polo mint ! | |
Joke by nattyp, in Jokes with no home > Holiday - Tagged polo mint , hotel , suite - Current Score: 8 - Added: 7 months, 13 days ago
| NEWSFLASH An elderly lady in Birmingham has just been crushed to death in a bingo hall by 200 rampaging Somalians. The bingo hall owners now say that for health and safety reasons you're no longer allowed to shout "House!" when you have a full line. | |
Joke by nattyp, in Religion and racism > Somali - Tagged somali , bingo , house , crushed , health and safety - Current Score: 2 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
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