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| It has been announced in Zimbabwe that Robert Mugabe won Wimbledon |    |
Joke by nevergreen, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged zimbabwe , wimbledon , mugabe - Current Score: 253 - Added: 4 months, 22 days ago
| I definitely do not understand women. My wife says I should be more like her 'perfect' gay male friend, but she screamed blue murder when I tried to shag her up the arse. | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged sexist , wife , gay , best friend , arse , anal - Current Score: 235 - Added: 5 months, 12 days ago
| For our next addition to the family me and the wife are thinking of adopting a third world child. We figure they eat a lot less than English children, plus they make their own trainers. | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Jokes with no home > Adoption - Tagged adoption , third world - Current Score: 160 - Added: 1 day ago
| The wife complained to me that I do not take her seriously. I had to laugh | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife - Current Score: 152 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago
| Metaphorically, the 'Midas touch' is defined as someone of good fortune, for whom everything they touch "turns to gold". Gordon Brown is said to have the 'Andrex touch.' | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged gordon brown , andrex - Current Score: 120 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago
| The wife has got three double wardrobes full of "nothing to wear". I have a been granted a hanging space big enough for about four hangers and two drawers for my own clothes and I am the "selfish one". | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , clothes - Current Score: 109 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
| I am very much into DIY. Every time the wife asks me to do anything, I say, "do it yourself." | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , do it yourself , diy - Current Score: 85 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| It seems that John Terry took taking Didier Drogba's place in the shootout a bit too literally which is why he fell over in the penalty area without anyone touching him | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Celebrity and news events > Drogba - Tagged drogba , chelsea , john terry - Current Score: 68 - Added: 6 months, 7 days ago
| A warning has gone out by the government to the more geeky football fans traveling to Austria for the European Championships to be wary if a local invites them to a game of Dungeons and Dragons | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged josef fritzl , austria , european championships - Current Score: 67 - Added: 5 months, 25 days ago
| Drogba said that for him the turning point in the game was when his early penalty appeal was turned down after he dramatically threw himself to the ground. The referee had a point though, as the anthems were still being played. | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged chelsea , chelski , drogba , european cup , england - Current Score: 64 - Added: 6 months, 11 days ago
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