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| If size doesn't matter, how come my girlfriend's vibrator isn't three inches and crooked? |    |
Joke by newzero, in Sex and shit > Vibrator - Tagged size , penis , girlfriend - Current Score: 189 - Added: 4 months, 29 days ago
| I met an American once. He said, "come back to my home and meet my wife and sister." So I went along - funny thing was, I only met one woman... | |
Joke by newzero, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans are inbred rednecks , inbred - Current Score: 35 - Added: 6 months, 8 days ago
| my dad hated it when i swore...he'd wash my mouth out with soap and water.....not because i had a potty mouth just to get rid of any traces of his DNA | |
Joke by newzero, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged oral sex , child rape , swearing , dad - Current Score: 22 - Added: 6 months, 11 days ago
| I'm fed up with the foul language and bad behaviour on TV anyone one want to join my campaign clean up telly? we are trying to make tv wholesome and educational as it used to be please join us the campaign group is called Clean Up National Television we want to make sure nobody is ever offended | |
Joke by newzero, in Jokes with no home > Terror Alert - Tagged tv , campaign , foul language - Current Score: 16 - Added: 6 months, 7 days ago
| What's the difference between marrying a woman with a kid and marrying a woman with an STD? You can't drown herpes in the bath. | |
Joke by newzero, in Sex and shit > Sexual Diseases - Tagged marry , kid , woman , std - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| How do you know when a date is going badly? When you spike your own drink with rohypnol. | |
Joke by newzero, in Sex and shit > Relationships - Tagged date , drink , bad , rubbish joke - Current Score: 13 - Added: 6 months, 10 days ago
| With all the homophobic jokes, insults and slurs in our society, being gay must be a right pain in the arse. | |
Joke by newzero, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged gay , society , jokes - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 week ago
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