| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 256 | Total Joke Score: | 3,000 |
| Country: |
Australia 
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Total Time Active: | 99 hours, 24 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 266 | Live Jokes: | 83 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 183 | Duplicate Jokes: | 13 |
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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common? Very little. |
 
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Joke by norman in Illness and mortality - Dwarf - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 543.4
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My son was watching me have breakfast and smiled and said, "Dad, one day I want to be just like you." "What a Fireman?" I replied. "No," he answered. "I just want to fuck mum." |
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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end. |
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How many homosexuals does it take to change a lightbulb? Ooooooohhhhhhh a riddle. |
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| I used to get bullied at school till I joined the Mathematics club...I was told there is safety in numbers. |
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| Necrophilia - Think inside the box..... |
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Joke by norman in Sex and shit - Necrophilia - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 150.2
| A female scoutleader has been arrested with her husband in America in connection with Kidnapping and Torture of a 17 year old boy that they kept chained up for a year. I was appalled and horrified... I mean, when did they start allowing women in the scouts? |
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Joke by norman in Sex and shit - Child Abuse - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 149.6
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Condolezza Rice is headed for Mumbai. Just what the Indians need: more rice. |
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| My male order bride arrived last week from Russia... next time I'll read the fine print. |
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Joke by norman in Sex and shit - Gay - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 117
| How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb? Eon. |
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Joke by norman in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 105
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