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What's the difference between a Sickipedia joke and a tramp?

None. Both get killed off if it drops below minus 10.
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Joke by norrth6, in Jokes with no home > Big Issue - Tagged tramp , minus 10 , killed , sickipedia  - Current Score: 129 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago

My daughter has just got child protection on us. You see, we live in a farm and she told her class she gets woken up by a massive cock at 5 in the morning.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by norrth6, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged cock , child , protection , farm  - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago

Whats the difference between an Essex Girl's legs and a 24 hourTesco?

A 24 hour Tesco actually shuts on Saturday and Sunday night.
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Joke by norrth6, in Sex and shit > Essex Girls - Tagged essex , tesco  - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago

All these people that think they are above us because they are upper class and doctors etc and look down on people living on council estates and call them pikeys etc?

Well Shannon Matthews was found, Maddie wasn't!

Working Class 1 Upper Class 0
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Joke by norrth6, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie And Shannon - Tagged madeleine mccann , shannon mathews , working class  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 month, 19 days ago

What's the definition of institutional racism?

A University sending a Muslim to the Antarctic research station during the 6 months of continuous daylight in which Ramadan falls
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Joke by norrth6, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged university , muslim , antartic , racism  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago

How to get rich in the credit crunch:-

1. Marry an anorexic

2. Get your wife life insurance

3. Keep telling your wife she's fat
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Joke by norrth6, in Illness and mortality > Anorexia - Tagged rich , fat , wife , credit crunch , anorexic  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago

Whats the difference between the Portugese police and 50,000 blowflies?

The blowflies found Maddie a long time ago.
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Joke by norrth6, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie And Shannon - Tagged maddie , dead , police  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month, 19 days ago

Hit me at 30, and there's an 80% chance I'll live.

Hit me at 40 and there's an 80% chance I'll die.

Hit me at 50 and there's an 80% chance my dismembered head will be in the front garden at the end of the road.
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Joke by norrth6, in Illness and mortality > Car Crash - Tagged chance , live , die , hit  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago

Fritzl jokes. Should they really see the light of day?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by norrth6, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged fritzl , joke  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago

Forget CERN, Wolverhampton's been turning into a black hole for years!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by norrth6, in Celebrity and news events > Cern - Tagged black , hole , wolves  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago

Custurd spent 0.07ms doing 16 queries and -0.02s processing. She's 0.40% angry.
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