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| A white lie: "No dear, your bum doesn't look big in those jeans". A black lie: "I didn't steal no mother fuckin' car". |    |
Joke by nufcdude, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , car , steal , jeans , mother fucker , white - Current Score: 360 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| My daughter is quite smart for her age. She knew it wasn't a sausage at all. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged sausage , penis , blow job - Current Score: 333 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
| I was in the pub last night and I took advantage of a young girl. When she went to the toilet, I nicked her chair. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged girl , advantage , nicked , toilet - Current Score: 255 - Added: 2 months, 2 days ago
| What's the worst thing about paedophilia? No titty wanks. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophilia , tits , tit wank , titty wank - Current Score: 251 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| Why do Jews never get distracted? Because they've all been to concentration camp. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged concentration camp , jews - Current Score: 239 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
| I phoned that Childline the other day: what a fucking jip, you can tell they're adult voices. I lost my erection straight away. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > childline - Tagged erection , childline - Current Score: 217 - Added: 2 months, 2 days ago
| In our house HP and Daddie's Sauce aren't the same thing. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged hp , daddies sauce , house - Current Score: 202 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| A black president means the White House will be called the Black House? That's ridiculous, surely it would be called Pimp Obama's Mother Fuckin' Pussy Crib. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged pimp , black , white house , mother fucker , barack obama - Current Score: 198 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| A paedophile has sex with a dwarf. Should've gone to Specsavers! | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , specsavers , dwarf - Current Score: 193 - Added: 2 months ago
| My daughter brought her new boyfriend home. I took him to one side and told him: "I'll kill you if you have sex with my daughter". It's not that I'm over-protective, I'd just be really jealous. | |
Joke by nufcdude, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged sex , daughter , incest - Current Score: 183 - Added: 6 days ago
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